Nuts to gray squirrels

In response to the October 9 post "One squirrel, two squirrel..." (http://environmentalvalues.blogspot.com/2007/10/one-squirrel-two-squirrel.html), we have this, submitted by a reader that identified herself only as the leader of the heretofore unknown organization Nuts for Nutkin:

If Sciuris vulgaris were lord,
Lots of nuts it could surely afford.
    And it could require,
    Under consequence dire,
That production of grays be offshored.